When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

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I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me. A.G.  (via stolenwine) 404,504 notes


“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”

I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.


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And it’s worse when I know that I chose it.                             Don’t make the same mistake as me, don’t make the same mistake.


Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant
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you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

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I literally don’t get why I miss him when he doesn’t text me cause when he does I feel like complete shit.
This whole situation is fucked up and he doesn’t even help.

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we always romanticize the ones we have lost forgetting to cherish the present. I don’t want to be sad anymore