When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
Perks of Dating Me:
- I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
- I’m too ugly to cheat on you
- Sometimes i’m funny
- I live near a pizza restaurant
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
I literally don’t get why I miss him when he doesn’t text me cause when he does I feel like complete shit.
This whole situation is fucked up and he doesn’t even help.