wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

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I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me. A.G.  (via stolenwine) 404,504 notes
moribundslut:

lizdexia:


“I had to get Blue Ivy out of the house. Kanye showed up at like 6am wearing a bathrobe and two pairs of sunglasses, ranting about how Game of Thrones was guilty of copyright infringement because he thought he’d gotten a copyright on the word ‘Throne…’ I don’t.. I don’t even recognise my life anymore.”

I like to imagine that in the sitcom that is Jay and B’s life, Kanye is basically Roger from Sister, Sister.

 #”GO HOME KANYE”
withlovelightandink:

Darla’s tumblr famous
f41rmount:

And it’s worse when I know that I chose it.                             Don’t make the same mistake as me, don’t make the same mistake.

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant
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unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

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I literally don’t get why I miss him when he doesn’t text me cause when he does I feel like complete shit.
This whole situation is fucked up and he doesn’t even help.

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coltre:

we always romanticize the ones we have lost forgetting to cherish the present. I don’t want to be sad anymore