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Anonymous asked: How can get laid. Step 1: Call me ;)

PLEASE TELL ME WHO YOU ARE I AM SAD AND NO ONE LOVES ME ANYMORE


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dutchster:

how to get laid
1. find a couch
2. lay on it
3. i’m so lonely

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Today my mom bought me new shoes because I broke my favorite ones when I tripped in front of 40+ college kids and broke my toe so that was cool I guess thanks mom

joshpeck:

caring for someone more than they care about you is actually the shittiest feeling in the world

(via tellmeyourworstfears)

All my friends are assholes and huge disappointments and I’m done with everyone and everything is Jacksonville. Fuck you guys, I’m not coming “home” again.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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dramaticspinda asked: Happy birthdayyy to the one and only as stated in my cell contacts "Boobs Assbutt" <3

Ian is the best and I adore him.
Thank you


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I went on his blog and I shouldn’t have and now I’m curious but if I know I’ll die inside and I’m already dead inside so what’s the point even

I got my roommate into AHS and that’s probably my biggest accomplishment to date

dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

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I don’t want feelings ew I hate college

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